The following is a Guest blog by a friend of mine, Chris Douvos, Managing Partner at Venture Investment Associates (a Fund of Funds manager that has allocated over $1B in capital).   Please also check out Chris’s interesting (and sometimes controversial) musings about the Private Equity and Venture Capital industry at his Superlp.com blog (including this one).   All about the Benjamins  Chris Douvos It’s said that the most meaningless number in sports is the score at the end of the first quarter of a football game; so much will happen before the final whistle sounds, that the first quarter score is a specious predictor at best.  Lately, I’ve been feeling that the private equity equivalent of that oft-misleading tally is Total Value to Paid In Capital (TVPI).  I get it . . . we have to gesture in the direction of a comprehensive interim measure of performance, but look folks (and I’m talking to you, GPs): all we LPs really care about is cash in cash out, moolah in da coolah, ducats in the buckets, and pennies in the piggies. Now it’s always been clear that interim valuations are prone to tinkering, throwing TVPIs into question.  No surprise there.  But such shenanigans seem to be most frequent as fundraises approach.  We didn’t need academic studies to confirm our suspicions, butthey’re out there.  And even if we’re feeling charitable, the vagaries of subsequent financing rounds and the occasional undulations that all business experience can send NAVs gyrating.  No matter what the fair value police (thank you, Accountants and Auditors Full Employment Act of 2002) have to say about it, it’s an incredibly imprecise science. Advocates of TVPI sometimes say that it’s one of the least-worst quantifications of performance.  And indeed, the perfect may be the enemy of the very good.  Yet TVPI has been feeling pretty useless as a predictor of final performance unless the D(distributions relative to)PI quotient is pretty high. So what’s a poor LP to do?  How might we think about the success (or lack thereof) of a particular fund?  Setting aside the fact that performance is a lagging indicator, not a leading one, how do we institutional private equity portfolio managers show our face in our Monday meetings when the hedge fund cats speak in tongues, regularly dropping Greek, Sanskrit, and Cuneiform in their discourses on performance?  We need to bring something more compelling to the table than: “check out this new new thing . . .” To be sure, there are some nifty performance measures that have gained some currency, including public market equivalent and real time discounting analyses, but most are subject to the appraisal effects that can be...

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